negotiator

Mya: Where are you going?
Me: Ummmm, Target... by myself.
Mya: But the baby's going.
Me: Yeah, she has to come. Daddy wants me to take her.
Mya: Why can't I come.
Me: Because I need a break Mya.
Mya: You get a break when you're sleeping.
Me: Ugh! Fine, you win, get in.