December kid quotes

Me: You had snacks after I told you not to? You'd better eat everything on that plate or I'm gonna be really mad.
Mya: haha you're already really mad!

Mya: Dear Jesus, please help Daddy to feel good, as good as God...

Winter: Mommy I wanna whisper something in your ear.
Me: Okay...
Winter: I love you mommy stupid.
Me: Thanks... time out.

Winter: (knocked on my neighbor's door and when she answered she said...) Hi, where's your kid?