3.5

If you're 3.5, you may...

-refuse to sleep in your bed so you fall asleep on the floor next to your bed

or half on half off...

-throw your floatie in the middle of the pool after everyone is all dried off. Why? Why not? 

-"help" with dinner so you can have some free samples

-step in mud then rinse your feet off in the dog bowl, then tell the dogs to take a drink.

-sit next to your sister and say, "She's touching me Mom!"

-tell Mommy to let go of the baby while she's holding her in the pool just to see what happens.

If you're 3.5, your mommy may seem a little batty... It's not her fault.